Tongue-Twisters

I'll start:
Moses supposes his toes's are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Now Aaron, he knows's his toes's aren't roses as Moses supposes his toes's to be.

 

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

 

…while she slits sheets in a sheet slitting shop.

 

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

 

There are some good ones in THIS old PIF.

 

The two-toed tree toad tried to tread where the three-toed tree toad trod.

 

Chicks with bricks come.
Chicks with blocks come.
Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.

Dr. Suess Fox in Sox

 

En français:
Le ver vert va vers le verre vert.
[The green worm goes toward the green glass.]

 

1) Eleven benevolent elephants

2) Irish wrist watch

 

He thrusts his fists against the posts, and still insists he sees the ghosts.

 

Polyethylene terephthalate

 

Been a while, but I thought of one to add;

A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two tooters to toot.?"

 

Too much tootin' and I'll be scootin'!

 

We've warned you about the baked beans....

 

That was a rootin tootin scootin good one.

 

Good quote from Bill James, known for being a pragmatist.

 

Must be tough to say THAT one time fast.

 

The real fun was when students asked me if I could spell the long chemical names. Of course I could. But if I got them wrong, how would they know?

BTW, I can indeed say polyethylene terephthalate 5 times fast.