Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    A grave error?
    Okay, now I'll view the spoiler.

    Edit: I was close!
     
    swarden43, May 14, 2025
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  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    course he'd close with "Myte"
     
    blondblue, May 14, 2025
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    Sara-s, May 16, 2025
    #3663
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a group of crows that stick together?

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    Velcrows
     
    Sara-s, Jul 1, 2025
    #3664
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why don't crows ever get lost?

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    'Cuz they always know the caw-ordinates
     
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2025
    richgem, Jul 1, 2025
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  6. Skimmer776

    Skimmer776 Active Member

    Hope this isn't a repeat--

    What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

    Spoiler (open)
    Cuatro sink-o!
     
    Skimmer776, Jul 1, 2025
    #3666
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  7. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Saint Francis at a CiCi's.
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    Jayaruh, Jul 3, 2025
    #3667
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    Sara-s, Jul 21, 2025
    #3668
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  9. brit

    brit in a box

    brit, Jul 21, 2025
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Q: Why are penguins so awkward at cocktail parties?

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    A: They're afraid to break the ice.
     
    richgem, Sep 19, 2025
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Q: How does a penguin build his house?

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    A: Igloos it.
     
    richgem, Sep 19, 2025
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    Sara-s, Sep 30, 2025
    #3672
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    Sara-s, Oct 1, 2025
    #3673
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Oct 1, 2025
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Right, all very good :)
     
    blondblue, Oct 1, 2025
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How do demons like their eggs?

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    Deviled
     
    Sara-s, Oct 16, 2025
    #3676
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did Mrs. Boulder ask Mr. Boulder for a divorce?

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    She was tired of Mr. Boulder taking her for granite.
     
    Sara-s, Oct 22, 2025
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    But it's their children Sandy and Pebbles who are going to suffer the most. :(
     
    richgem, Oct 22, 2025
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  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Had to go for the spoiler again. Funny :) (that is, your joke, not the fact that I had to go to the spoiler)
     
    blondblue, Oct 22, 2025
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  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Right, the Flintstone siblings, poor kids
     
    blondblue, Oct 22, 2025
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