Time & tide get just about anything clean.

"Embrace my yesterday. Smile at my today. Love me in your tomorrow!"
-- Susan Randall

Who said that? Oh, was it YOU?????

And time heals all wounds ... except decapitation.

Calvin...

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.”

“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”

“I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.”

“I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.”

“You know, Hobbes, some days, even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.”

Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

https://bookriot.com/sixteen-things-calvin-and-hobbes-said-better-than-anyone-else/

"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better."

Laurie Anderson

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“If I’d know I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”
Eubie Blake (I think)

Good quote from Euboea Blake(You think).

I think your buddy Abe Lincoln said that one(well recalled on this President's Day).

If you pull your finger out of a bucket of water, it won't leave a hole.

Well, THAT didn't go anywhere.

Accept my existence or expect my resistance. Steven Salvatore

"Oh, yeah, an African swallow may-be but not a European swallow, that's my point."

From the new judge Judy makeup commercials:

"There's no makeup to cover annoying."

“You’re supposed to be stupid. Don’t abuse the privilege.”
-from Blue Thunder.

I’ve got 3 of them I like..

best to keep the mouth shut and look the fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Its better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.

Better to ask a question and be a fool for 5 minutes than to not ask and be a fool for life.

A hopefully-humorous one I like--

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!"

“You’re supposed to be stupid” Don’t abuse the privilege.”

From Blue Thunder