False...as soon as I try to remember.... The person below me is 10 minutes away from having a house full of people...
False. I pull the hair out. The person below is dangerous before that first cup of coffee in the morning.
False. I run straight to the coffee pot as soon as I get up -- not enough time to be dangerous. The person below me has a hole in his sock.
I do knot! - So, true. The person below me has over $500 in equipment and supplies related to beverages (coffee, tea, beer, etc.) in his/her home.
False, I have a few but am to big a tightwad to spring for some of them. The person below me is wondering "What's up with the Brett Farve thing?"
False, and I don't need pictures of it either. The person below wonders if there are any good teams in the league this year.
False, several good teams are around, just no great teams. The person below me wants to forget the Monday night game.
False, didn't watch it so no problem The person below me has a reed difuser/air freshener in their office
False, but I have a lot of students in the area that think Axe is akin to life. The person below actually enjoys a good cloud of Axe.
True! It's a 1969 Glenlivet. Oh...what? That's not a fragrance? it's alcohol based at least. The person below me only wears after shaves, no colognes.