A Co-Operative Novel: 3 Words at a Time

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually.

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she
was that tall,

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she
was that tall....................was the BADGER !!!! :scared011

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger,reincarnated as a

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger,reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD,"

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED"

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating

 

hip dislocating type

 

John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.

Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.

What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.

"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind