If this vid doesnt make you...

An alcoholic smoking shaver..I dunno what is!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVIuyQFz0zo&feature=related

 

The video was... disturbing, yet oddly motivating. I figure if he can do it without killing himself or slicing the skin off his face completely, I might be able to use a straight too.

 

Did that shave do more damage to his face or liver?

 

This is England, don't come here !

 

Ugh!

Every time he put the blade to his face without lather it made me shiver.

 

Right good shave Mate.

Oh. you missed a spot...

and good "punk" music to shave by should include the Ramones.

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I have NEVER cut myself that bad. Wow.

 

Given the amount of liquor he drank, that cut isn't bad at all.

 

Some people are just into self-mutilation.

Might be the kind of people I'd want to party with every now and then, but definitely not someone to aspire to or attempt to emulate.

 

Wow that guy has no business teaching anyone anything... let alone how to shave with a razor. DRINK MUCH??? ::

 

I see what I've been doing wrong. Got to get some of that Bells.

 

Good god. That man shouldn't be left alone with a BIC #2 disposable let alone a straight. :happy102

 

That's actually the more tamed of the two, I think there's another video of the same guy. Looks like he has actually just stumbled in from the pub (half in the bag) and commences to shave. happy102

 

Yup. Natural Selection, just as the melody is starting to become recognizable.

 

i think i wanna get me a straight

 

Now, that's a man.

 

No, that is a fool--he is risking serious injury, by shaving with a straight razor, when he is so drunk.

 

Quite the gash in the moustache area (just a few gallons of blood, nothing to worry about) looks like a pretty bad shave all the way around. True Jeff, any fool can do that. I'm certainly no slouch when it comes to the cocktails but I concur drunks should check their car keys and straight razors at the door. Being a morning shaver, I can honestly say that consumption of alcoholic beverages has never been part of my shaving ritual. Is that after shave this guy is chasing down with a cold beer? Hopefully one of our British bretheren can provide some intel on this Bells stuff (rot gut bourbon perhaps?)

 

Some Intel on bells scotch whiskey. Its cheaper than bourbon because its nasty stuff. A very strong rough tasting blend of whiskeys. Last bottle I was given I poured down the drain. Its the cheap stuff the bench dwellers prefer. Add some hydrochloric acid to some JD and you have nearly the same thing.