Great clean joke

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by dougr, May 15, 2010.

  1. dougr

    dougr Well-Known Member

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

    One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

    "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

    Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
    :D:happy108:happy005
     
  2. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    Too true! :rofl :rofl :rofl
     
  3. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy097
     
  4. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

    :happy108
     
  5. dougr

    dougr Well-Known Member

    Joke

    :happy097:happy001 Love it and great joke...wait a minute that was my joke.
     
  6. Ransom

    Ransom New Member

    Awesome. Had to post this on the GF's facebook.
     
  7. onadraw

    onadraw New Member

  8. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Ooofta! i just spit my drink all over my monitor!
     
  9. dougr

    dougr Well-Known Member

    And then there was this brunette.....oh nevermind:rofl
     
  10. dougr

    dougr Well-Known Member

    Great joke....oh wait that is my joke....
     
  11. Tango

    Tango New Member

    LMAO!!

    That is too funny and sadly true thanks for sharing!
     
  12. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Har har har! I am sorry I missed it the first time around!
     

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