I was flipping through the channels the other day and my wife sat down next to me and asked, "What's on the T.V.?" I replied, "dust!" Then the fight began! I asked my wife what she wanted for her upcoming Birthday. She told me that she wanted something shiny that went from 0 to 150 in three seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale. Then the fight began!
A few more... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...so, I took her to a gas station. Then the fight began... I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" Then the fight began... My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." Then the fight began...
Good stuff, very funny Can I add My Girlfriend and I were talking the other day about my 5 minute shave. She said she "I have an awesome way of getting the fastest straight razor shave possible." "Go on, I'll try anything once" "Give it to me, i'll cut your throat and the mortician can finish the job..." Then the fight began
