Father & daughter

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by teenagefrank, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. teenagefrank

    teenagefrank Member

    A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much

    in Favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other Words; redistribution of wealth.

    She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the Lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

    One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to Higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs.



    The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to Be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by Asking how she was doing in school.

    Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that She was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people She knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends, because she spent all her time studying.

    Her father listened and then asked , 'How is your friend Audrey doing?' She replied, ' Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She Is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'

    Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA, and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.' The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'

    The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to The Republican party.' :eek:
     
  2. Reformation Student

    Reformation Student New Member

    I love this myself but I hope it won't turn into a political debate thread.
     
  3. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    +1 and +1
     
  4. teenagefrank

    teenagefrank Member

    Not meant to start a debate, made me laugh outloud thats all :ashamed001
     
  5. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Slap it into the dirty joke thread; problem solved!

    I think it is funneh! :D
     
  6. Kyhunter

    Kyhunter Active Member

    :happy102 I like it.
     
  7. voice940

    voice940 Member

    hehehe yes indeed.
     
  8. Lavachild

    Lavachild Active Member

    Ya I agree with the message, but I bet a moderator has this removed. They are very clear about not having such stuff on this Forum.
     
  9. hoglahoo

    hoglahoo Yesterday's News

    maybe they will read this joke and all become republicans :rolleyes:
     
  10. 1OldGI

    1OldGI New Member

    Bravo! Well played good Sir!
     
  11. hoglahoo

    hoglahoo Yesterday's News

    I wondered whether you'd show for this one :D
     
  12. Xezmer

    Xezmer Active Member

    :happy102
     
  13. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy102
     
  14. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner Active Member

    LOL - A great one to remember and share!
     
  15. banagar

    banagar New Member

    :happy102
     
  16. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    it's both right and wrong - but it sure is a thought-provoking joke.
     

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