PIFku *GONE*

Ok, I have a GEM Featherlite, a LUX DE, a pack of Derby Extras blades (5 pack), and a pack of Lord Super Stainless blades (5 pack) up for grabs.

I'm considering this 4 separate items for 4 separate individuals.

Okay, here's the rules
There must always be a catch
I want your haiku!

In order to enter, I require that you post a haiku (see above). Haiku should be 3 lines with line one containing 5 syllables, the second line containing 7 syllables, and the third and last line containing 5 syllables.

The contest will run until midnight March 27th. I will let the generator pick four names and the order they get picked is the order they receive the stuff in order from above,e.g. first gets the GEM, second gets, the Lux....

US and Canada only, my dearest apologies to our friends outside the US

Have fun

 

From Golden Child
I wa wa wa want the knife
Really the blades please.

Thanks.

Dale

 

this is too much work
for some freak-in blades that i
already have now


It was fun but I don't wish to be entered. Thanks

 

To some this is a
passtime for relaxation
but it's more than that.​

 

"Tiger Woods, let's play
eighteen holes of golf or else
you'll die" - Kim Jong-il

 

PIF From You
Freebie For Me He And She
TSD We Be

Very Nice PIF You Have Going Here!

(don't count me in tho)

 

Staring at my soap puck
Wondering why I got a rough cut
Could it be bad luck

Never claimed to be a poet and don't need name in hat Doug

 

My Gillette Fatboy
My face loves you set to six
My go to razor

 

Outstanding work thus far folks! Keep them coming and thanks to everyone so far for the participation

 

ok what the hey,
sign me up and let it ride.
Please pick Slip&Slide?


(Really not entering, Dale really wants those Blades! )

 

Put away that soap,
I do not need any more,
But I must have it

 

Osage Subz and Alc
Frozen face to wake me up
Gotta have my menth

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Thank you, the menthol has spared a few brain cells

 

I'm just sorry I didn't think of the smilie haiku myself. Clever, Danny

 

Ok, the suspense is killing me, I'm going to pull the end date in to 11:59 PM Sunday 3-13-2011. So get your haiku's in before the weekend

 

poem

Here is my haiku.

Behave yourself at this site

Or Sparky git you.

 

Yes Jo, yes it is.

Ok, I just realized that by making the PIF end at 11:59 tonight, that it implied that I am going to pick a winner tonight, so I want to clear something up: I'm only going to accept posts dated from 3-13-2011 and before. Any posts after this date will not be included in the PIF. I will be warm in my bed at midnight, so I'll put the names into the random generator as soon as I get home from work and announce the winners shortly thereafter :ashamed001. Shoulda thought of mentioning this sooner

So FINAL CALL! If you want a shot at the blades or razors mentioned above, get your haiku in before 11:59:59 tonight, 3-13-2011!

Best of luck potential PIF recipients! :happy088