A woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much. I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me... talking to the wine."
that is a good one. Also it is very true. This just reminded me of a not so enjoyable scene from Nip/Tuck i watched last night. :sick007
