Real life jokes

A man asks his wife what would she do, if he would hit a million buX from the lottery.She said - I would take half of it and leave.The husband said- good, yesterday, I hit three dollars, take $ 1.50 and get out !

 

If she left, that would be the deal of the century! happy102:happy102

 

but he didn't hit a million buX...

 

There is the saying... I forget exactly how it goes but something like this

If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again... It was probably worth it.

For 1.50 to get rid of the wife that is just a steal :happy102

 

This is sounding like the Louisiana Million Dollar Lotto, the winner gets one dollar a year for a million years

 

I would say Fair Enough!