GOLF TALE

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by teenagefrank, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. teenagefrank

    teenagefrank Member

    As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty,chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest.
    One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norton woke up and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
    So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
    As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.
    Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
    At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?”
    The Lord sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.

    “Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. >It was a 420 yard hole in one!
    St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, “Why did you let him do that?”
    The Lord smiled and replied,”Who is he going to tell?” :eek:
     
  2. Regan

    Regan Well-Known Member

    haha now that is pretty funny.

    Might want to edit it so the color code works :)

    That would be horrible. Reminds me somewhat of the My Name is Earl golf episode. That one was great.
     
  3. teenagefrank

    teenagefrank Member

    tah!
     
  4. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Heh! Good one!
     
  5. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I like it! By the way, any special reason for the colored words?
    If so, I'm not getting it.
     
  6. Steve_1993

    Steve_1993 Member

    I am with you there, I can't work it out either
     
  7. Brian

    Brian Active Member

    Very good, I'll have to remember that one.
     

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