These two mimes walk into a bar.

First mime says,

 

That's a bit racy to be in the clean joke section...

 

It just occurred to me we need a facepalm emoticon.

 

Nice, and I actually looked around for what he said.

 

LOL darn you got me too

 

And then the second mime said:

 

That's awesome. Well "said".

 

I heard the same joke. Only in the version I know, the first mime said:

 

I thought that was what the third mime said.

 

I stand corrected. The mime that told me the joke was mumbling, he had mittens on. I guess I heard it wrong.

 

I hate it when that happens.

 

Which mime is on first?

 

No, which is third base.

 

So who is on first? [boom tish]

 

Must have hurt, you would have thought one of the mimes would have seen it coming...

(Think about it....)

 

Now THAT'S funny!

 

I wonder if they were texting when they walked into the bar.
At least walking into a bar isn't as bad as running into one.