Custody ruling

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  1. awake2shave

    awake2shave Crazy Sharp Melon Baller

    TORONTO, ONTARIO (AP) - A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario boy was at the center of a Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

  4. OrdAvgGuy

    OrdAvgGuy New Member

    Too funny!
     
  5. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

  6. burnout961

    burnout961 Well-Known Member

    :happy102:cheap shot!!!
     
  7. Smoothy

    Smoothy Well-Known Member

    Classic! :happy102::happy097:


    Ah, another fan of the Big Bang Theory? ;)
     
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