Weakest Link

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by fishcrow, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

    The Weakest Link
    =================

    Below are three questions.
    Answer them instantly.
    You can't take your time.
    Answer them immediately.
    No pencil or paper!

    OK?

    Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are.

    Ready?

    GO!!!

    FIRST QUESTION:
    You are participating in a race.
    You overtake the second person.
    What position are you in?

    ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are
    absolutely wrong!
    If you overtake the second person and you take his place,
    you are second!

    Try not to mess up in the next question.

    To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you
    took for the first question. (You know you took too much time.)

    SECOND QUESTION:
    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

    ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you
    are wrong again.

    Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

    LAST QUESTION:
    Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono.
    What is the name of the fifth daughter?

    ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not.
    The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.

    You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!!
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Got 'em all!
     
  4. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    Me too!...

    Got 'em all...

    Wrong.
     
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  5. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    +1
     
  6. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    Same here :happy088:
     
  7. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Missed the first two.
    Got the last.
     
  8. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    :signs011: I had the first two strikes blow past me, but I was not going to let the last one get me. hehe
     
  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I had heard that last one with a bit of a twist:

    You need some coins - a penny, a nickel, and a dime.

    "Your parents had three kids" (hold up the penny) "Penny", (hold up the nickel), "Nicolas and..." (hold up the dime but don't say a word, wait for them to answer).

    You'll almost always get Dimitry as an answer.
     

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