Ok, you got me, I'am a bachelor , and I truly fear the wrath of a woman who finds the seat up...althoug it doesn't make any logical sense to me (you see the toilet seat up, you put it down...I see it down and I put it up) XD

Oh, there you go... applying LOGIC to the situation.

Well between two Red Legs, I say HOT STEEL!

I am a oncology genetic cytotechnologist. I look at chromosomes to diagnose cancer and later to see if cancer treatments are working.

I'm an "Innkeeper", theoretically managing a hotel; practically it's mostly about managing people.

Is it anything like Fawlty Towers?

At times rather similar, yes .

Don't mention the war!

High school Social Studies teacher. And football coach. :football: And occasional Assistant Athletic Director. And dad. Last is most important.

True. True.

Sell steel. Love it!

The lady and I provide respite care for individuals with developmental disabilities. I'm also registered with the gaming policy and enforcement branch and do a little electronic repair, welding and machining on the side. I'm a Dad too but that's more about eating bacon than bringing it home, lol.

Retired from USAF after 26 years, currently working in Telecommunications for US Customs and Border Protection.

Thanks for your service. Lots of us are former/retired military.

USMC
94-98

Thank you as well! It's nice to see so many people that have current or prior military backgrounds.

Semper Fi!

Lawyer and adjunct law school professor here.

Currently I have to spend > $1 mil per day to keep the Project Manager happy while keeping numerous Supervisors, Engineers, Forepersons, Safety Managers, Leading Hands, Contractors & Construction workers from hurting themselves or each other within a time frame I am ultimately responsible for.

Like a super size day care really.

I love my job. Wouldn't change it for the world. Building stuff, making money, timeframes, sending everyone home safely to their families.

Don't know if I love it enough to want my son to follow in my profession though.

Engineering Mgr at a large Semiconductor company.

77-83 USAF