BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! :mad: You are relegated to a Good News Razor, Barbasol shaving cream (yes in the can), and Mennen Skin Bracer for a month... Now put that in your pipe and smoke it... :rofl
Only when he plays in movies like Roadhouse, you know, when he ACTS like a tough guy. REAL MEN WEAR BLUE!
Who says wet shavers ain't erudite? Can we all get back to loving soaps and creams and hating Mach 3s and remembering all this AVCL and HAVOC nonsense is in good clean fun? Although of course HAVOC members are generally more suave.
Ahem. May I present two heartfelt odes to Aqua Velva. The first is by a mysterious poet known only as "Navarth", who seems to have a love/hate relationship with the transcendent blue fluid. The second is by yours truly, who feels an unfettered sense of joy when using AV. ----------------------------------------- Drinking Velva by the peg, Singing songs of drunken glee, I thought to swallow half a keg But Aqua Velva degurgled me. Not precisely comme il faut to practice frank polygamy; I might have practiced, even so, But Aqua Velva disturgled me. Chorus: Aqua Velva, Aqua Velva, It's a loving friend. It holds my hand while I'm asleep, It guides me on my four-day creep, It's with me to the end. To woo a dainty Eskimo, I vowed to swim the Bering sea. No sooner had I wet a toe When Aqua Velva occurgled me. A threat arcane, a fearful bane within an old phylactery. I turned the rubbish down a drain, Now Aqua Velva perturgles me. A reeking water-buffalo Pawed the ground ferociously I could have felled him with a blow But Aqua Velva returgled me. Who wants silver, who wants gold On this anniversary? I wish that I were five years old Aqua Velva conturgles me Chorus: (with a snapping of fingers and a clicking of heels in mid-air) Aqua Velva, Aqua Velva, It's a loving friend. It holds my hand while I'm asleep, It guides me on my four-day creep, It's with me to the end. - Navarth ----------------------------------------- True blue Through and through Aqua Velva's good for you. One by one and two by two Splash some on and woo woo woo At the park or at the zoo Aqua Velva smells good too. - TorzJohnson
Bah! Instead of trying to sling mud, you would be wise to brush up on your own poetry skills, which appear to be quite weak. :taunt002 :taunt005
As he stands in the warm shower and it softens the beard he knows the brush soaking in the scuttle on the bathroom sink will soon be filled with an aromatic lubricating foam. He shakes the water from the brush and begins to build lather from the small almond sized shaped amount of Proraso. He hears the clink, clink, clink of the brush as he gently turns it in the cup developing the lather and smelling its aroma. He brushes the soap on his face and feels the gentle massaging action of the brush and smells the aroma drifting through his nostrils. He takes a brand new (old stock) Wilkinson razor blade and puts it in his Progress razor and begins his first pass. Swish, Swish, Swish, is all he hears as he cuts throught the first layer of stubble. He applies more lather and does it two more times. He rinses in warm water then cold and grabs a bottle of Dr Thayer's Lavendar Witch Hazel and massages it into his BBS skin. He then reaches for a bottle of "AQUA VELVA" Come on!!!! Not Nivea, Proraso or any of the other fine formulas Not slinging mud... Asking for relief...:rofl
