The Blood Bank

Discussion in 'Safety Razors' started by youngunn, May 14, 2013.

  1. Nothing to write home to Mom about yet; but I will be pulling the trigger on a Feather straight Japanese-style or clone in the near future--we can have this discussion again after that; no doubt I'll have some skin and sangre in the game by then...
     
  2. LGBLST2013

    LGBLST2013 New Member

    Ok my worst so far has been under my jaw bone or beneath my chin. I believe you folks called it an oozer. Happened this morning. Likely just sloppy technique. Had to blot to stop the bleeding then used the pencil. Experience is the best teacher but normally involves some pain.
    Jeff
     
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  3. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    My biggest withdrawal from the shaving blood bank came from the shavette. I've since sorted it out, but those first few shaves needed the 911 on speed dial...:scared007::scared003:
     
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  4. BigT

    BigT Well-Known Member

    Worst cut was about five or six years ago. I had just started to shave under one of my sideburns when from nowhere my cat jumped up onto the sink causing me to jerk. I didn't cut my face, I cut my eyebrow. lol It took two stitches and of course the doctor had to shave off the eyebrow before he started. Boy did I look stupid for about two months.
     
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  5. Weeper Warrior

    Weeper Warrior Well-Known Member

    That was a heck of a jerk!!
     
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  6. BigT

    BigT Well-Known Member

    LOL.....scared the S*** outta me.
     
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  7. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Jeebus!
     
  8. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Phew! Thankfully not your eyeball! :eek:
     
  9. srpavko

    srpavko Fastrak Super Duty Hustler

    Was "sweeping" some excess lather onto my cheek for a touch up and drug the razor the wrong way. Left a perfect Injector sized gash on my cheek. Still have a little scar! and then there was the "Great Weeper Incident of 2013" Don't even get me started.
     
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  10. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    One of our members dropped his razor (safety razor BTW) rather than let it hit the floor he caught it...just the wrong way. It required stitches and a visit to the ER. He posted up pictures too. Hopefully someone with more free time than me will find the thread and post a link.
     
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  11. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    :eek: Wow, now I'm glad I was too slow to catch my Lord L6 before she fell to her death. RIP L6.
     
  12. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Must find this! Yikes
     
  13. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    I tried to use a cheap shavette that uses 1/2 a DE blade. First and last attempt left a small scar on my write cheek from when I went sideways. Very efficient at cutting and letting blood. I have allot of respect for people use straights especially shavette.
     
  14. white_feather

    white_feather Active Member

    1. Dropped my Merkur 1904 in the shower. Bounced around like Kangaroo T**TT***. Cut my achilles tendon, several toes and other parts of both feet.
    2. Just used my 1924 and my face has more holes that Bonnie and Clyde's car. Total bloodbath there. I think I lost a pint. That's gone for good. I have two SE's that I love and I'm good.
     
  15. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    ^^:eek: Holy crow! Glad you're still with us, my friend.
     
  16. Weeper Warrior

    Weeper Warrior Well-Known Member

    Does any one else get this reference?
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  17. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    I've nothing as dramatic as some stories told so far in this thread, but I do recall a particularly nasty result from a number of years ago when I was first learning to wet-shave.
    While carefully shaving my upper lip near my nose, the razor 'tickled' enough to make me react with an incredible sneeze. This wasnt one of those, "Ah...ah......ah.....ah-choo!" sneezes—no, this was a sudden, unexpected, I-cant-stop-it sneeze with a big enough head jerk to bounce my face off my razor. This resulted in a painful, deep horizontal slice between my nostrils that stung & bled like a red river. No stitches, but I had to wear a silly-looking band aid for the longest time.

    After that incident, I grew a mustache which I had for years.
     
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  18. alex2363

    alex2363 Member

    Mine was with my first slant razor, it gashed me as i did a against the grain stroke...it took weeks for the scar to disappear.
     
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  19. alex2363

    alex2363 Member

    :happy068:
     
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  20. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    I was shaving along my left cheek when I had an unannounced sneeze. The blade went in to my cheek deeply enough that I had to lift to pull it away from my face, resulting in a blade-length slice along my left cheek that just kept oozing blood. Had a scar for a few years.
     

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