Just for fun, looking to brand my homemade 'stache wax and PSO. Currently calling it Steve's Own, for lack of something better. Now I'm looking for something better. Maybe with a logo, perhaps? Again, just for fun. I certainly have no plans to go into business. Wha'cha got?
Gift set: Steve's Manly Mustache Wax & Steve's Ladyfair Mustache Wax! Give her the gift that says "Yea, one of us needs to shave" I am ashamed.
Of course her wax would be for removal. That hurts just thinking about it! For those of you who have, or had a 'stache, ever have just one hair catch on the tab of your soda or beer can? TINK! Oh, but that brings a tear to the eye.
In all my years of goatee-ism and before that, full beard, I have never had that happen. However, what does drive me slightly nuts is the hair or two at the corner of the mouth that never seem to be short enough and get chewed on. But, I've learned that if my 'stache gets wet while drinking, it's time to trim.
Oooooh, a unisex, light-hold version of "I Mustache You to Wax" could be useful for eyebrow taming. Many ladies use brow gel or clear mascara on their brows for the perfect arch. When you branch into... -fragrance: "I Mustache You to Come Closer" -deodorant: "I Mustache You to Sniff This" -hair removal wax: "I Mustache You to Wax on-Wax off" -menthol shot: "I Mustache You to Be Cool, Baby!"
If I were using a bigger label, I would have named my shaving soap "Your Face Will Love You Forever". If your label is roomier than mine, the name's all yours.
Or, as bumper sticker I saw once-- "I Mustache You to Back-Off...till I've used Steve's Own Mouthwash" <--- hmm, too sketchy?
These are a bit raw..but just to give you an idea.. TREASURE STACHE.. Stache wax STACHEMAN..stache wax There's also the smiley by itself if you want to go with Steve's own or something like that...
