Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Don't we all mean odor DEfeeters ? :D
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

  4. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
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    So many puns!
    iron-E / irony
    hole e / holy -Thx SlipperyJoe!
    & e-hole :p
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Ohpaos, it's not like we didn't warn you. :rolleyes005:

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  6. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    :o. It coulda been worse though. Aunt Gertrude after the Great Socket Incident of '09...
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Then you saw the fur really fly!
     
  8. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I guessed hole E...
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Which makes me wonder... is an E-hole the cyber version of the A-hole? <pondering>
     
  10. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Ding-ding-ding!

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    Indeed, it was truly hare-raising *shiver*
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  11. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    I dig it! Will add it to da answers :happy088:
     
  12. gregindallas

    gregindallas Rolls Razor Revivalist

    My hands down favorite pun:

    Dorothy Parker's * answer when asked to use the word horticulture during a game of Can-You-Give-Me-A-Sentence?
    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. :D

    * Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967) was an American writer, poet, and critic. A fixture of 1920s literary society known for her acerbic wit and low opinion of romantic relationships, she became a member of the famous Algonquin Round Table.
     
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...or "Use the word Demosthenes in a sentence."
    Demosthenes can do is bend & hold the legs together.
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That reminds me of my favorite movie:

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    Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection? Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
     
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    "Use Aftermath in a sentence."

    "Aftermath, I have Biology."
     
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  16. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    "Use sensuous in a sentence."

    "Honey, sensuous up, can you get me a beer?"
     
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  17. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
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    Hairy Potter!
     
  18. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
    A: Take the words out of his mouth!..
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

     
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  20. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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    :rofl:

     
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