Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Naw, Jack's just in drag. There's no proof, but I love him still...Unlike beer, which I take on a case by case basis

 

He still lives and has computer issues. Cracked screens, burnt down video cards, no connection. That's three laptops for ya!


Even the minions seem unable to help out here. You got some technical penguins over there? Send!

 

Yikes, sorry to hear, Mike. Glad you made it back tho... at least semaphore-posting is still working. I'll send some peng-techs over. They swim pretty fast, so they should be there by tomorrow morning, maybe even late tonight if they don't get lost in the canals again.

 

I'll send a tech-bear. They have GPS (grizzly positioning system)

 

Yes, but how well can he swim?

 

My bears are all good swimmers. I taught them.

 

Ah, that's good to know. Will he be shaving down for extra aero-dynamics first?

 

Hydro-dynamic actually. But they prefer wetsuits.

 

Oops.

 

Don't you mean bear-o-dynamics?

 

No. They use bear-o-dynamics when they fly their kites.

 

Wait... now they fly kites? I'm so confused.

Oh... never mind....

 

Bearscaping..

 

Sending this guy to enforce the computer warranties *kapow!*

 

Maybe Venus was named for the women's razor?

 

...which in turn was modeled after the ancient potato peeler.