1. I taut, I taw a putty tat!
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  2. Lord I got the punning blues..:git:
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  3. I don't mean to pun-ish anyone! If it makes you feel any better, I'm no good at football, either. I like to pun on the first down.
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  5. As the singers exclaimed, "STOP IN THE NAME OF PUN!"
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  6. The world's most expensive chemical - Mercedes Benzene!
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  7. Three guys in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches or anything to light them with... what do they do?

    They throw one cigarette overboard and become a cigarette lighter...
    <insert rimshot here>
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  9. We are all just lucky that Puns are not "a play on turds" cause that would be pretty crappy!!
  10. What do you call a wolf-man who sells plastic containers?
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    A tupperware-wolf
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  11. This is such a friendly thread. None of the posts contain any hot cross puns! :love029:
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  12. Hot cross puns? I think those are only on a knead to know basis. Sorry, just trying to get a rise out of you.
  13. Leaven him alone, he soon learn to loaf around like the rest of the rolls around here!
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  14. Well, I guess it's the yeast I could do.
  15. There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.
  16. Is it still true that most bakers have to earn at yeast half their dough by leaven o'clock?
  17. I just love this rye humor!