Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    I taut, I taw a putty tat!
     
    GDCarrington, Oct 11, 2014
    #1161
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Lord I got the punning blues..:git:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Oct 11, 2014
    #1162
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  3. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I don't mean to pun-ish anyone! If it makes you feel any better, I'm no good at football, either. I like to pun on the first down.
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 12, 2014
    #1163
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Oct 14, 2014
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  5. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    As the singers exclaimed, "STOP IN THE NAME OF PUN!"
     
    GDCarrington, Oct 14, 2014
    #1165
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  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The world's most expensive chemical - Mercedes Benzene!
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 14, 2014
    #1166
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  7. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    Three guys in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches or anything to light them with... what do they do?

    They throw one cigarette overboard and become a cigarette lighter...
    <insert rimshot here>
     
    Radiotube, Oct 15, 2014
    #1167
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Oct 17, 2014
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Oct 17, 2014
    #1169
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  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Oct 18, 2014
    #1170
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  11. Peter Cupitt

    Peter Cupitt robe-wearing whale shaver

    We are all just lucky that Puns are not "a play on turds" cause that would be pretty crappy!!
     
    Peter Cupitt, Oct 18, 2014
    #1171
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a wolf-man who sells plastic containers?
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    A tupperware-wolf
     
    Sara-s, Oct 19, 2014
    #1172
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  13. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    This is such a friendly thread. None of the posts contain any hot cross puns! :love029:
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 28, 2014
    #1173
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hot cross puns? I think those are only on a knead to know basis. Sorry, just trying to get a rise out of you.
     
    richgem, Oct 28, 2014
    #1174
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  15. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Leaven him alone, he soon learn to loaf around like the rest of the rolls around here!
     
    GDCarrington, Oct 28, 2014
    #1175
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, I guess it's the yeast I could do.
     
    richgem, Oct 28, 2014
    #1176
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  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Oct 28, 2014
    #1177
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  18. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.
     
    GDCarrington, Oct 28, 2014
    #1178
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Is it still true that most bakers have to earn at yeast half their dough by leaven o'clock?
     
    richgem, Oct 28, 2014
    #1179
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I just love this rye humor!
     
    Sara-s, Oct 28, 2014
    #1180
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