I taut, I taw a putty tat!

Lord I got the punning blues..

I don't mean to pun-ish anyone! If it makes you feel any better, I'm no good at football, either. I like to pun on the first down.

As the singers exclaimed, "STOP IN THE NAME OF PUN!"

The world's most expensive chemical - Mercedes Benzene!

Three guys in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches or anything to light them with... what do they do?

They throw one cigarette overboard and become a cigarette lighter...
<insert rimshot here>

We are all just lucky that Puns are not "a play on turds" cause that would be pretty crappy!!

What do you call a wolf-man who sells plastic containers?

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A tupperware-wolf

This is such a friendly thread. None of the posts contain any hot cross puns!

Hot cross puns? I think those are only on a knead to know basis. Sorry, just trying to get a rise out of you.

Leaven him alone, he soon learn to loaf around like the rest of the rolls around here!

Well, I guess it's the yeast I could do.

There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.

Is it still true that most bakers have to earn at yeast half their dough by leaven o'clock?

I just love this rye humor!