Signs that wetshaving is taking over your life

1) You see dates likes 7/8 and 5/8 and see them as straight razor widths.

2) You go out on a cold winter morning and as your face freezes up you wonder what sort of moisturizing effect this 'natural menthol' will have

3) You have bought a piece of furniture, bigger than a breadbox, which only have a wet shaving-related function

4) You have a shaving-related photo as the lock-screen on your phone

5) You have more than 10 'saved searches' in eBay relating to wetshaving gear

6) You truly understand the difference - and can argue pro's and con's - of tallow, lanolin, glycerin and vegetable based shaving soaps

7) You have bought - or setup - camera gear/studio/setting with the explicit purpose of taking photos of shaving gear that you own...and have no intention of selling

8) ?

 

OH my goodness..sooo true! This reminds me of the jeff foxworthy skit.."you might be a redneck wet shaver!"

 

8 You truly believe you are now saving money by wetshaving

 

I'll admit to #4!

 

9) this will be my last ***** I'll ever buy.

 

10. You're on a wet shaving forum, reading a thread titled "signs that wet shaving has taken over your life"

 

Guilty of 5,6,&8....I'm hooked.

 

Lol

 

Ouch!

 

11) You don't understand when you are asked if you really needed that soap, brush, razor...as 'need' has left your terminology long ago

 

8. While your wife is talking to you, you're daydreaming about your next shave setup.

 

Guilty!!

 

or reading y'all's

(that may be the first double apostrophe word)

 

You faceterbate incessantly..all day long..at home..while your out. You know it's probably nuts but you just can't stop. Your lady sort of understands and offers to faceterbate for you, but you'd rather do it yourself..

 

I go to the thrift stores and I look at what second-hand kitchen containers I can use as shave bowls/mugs/razor holders.

 

True. I don't let her touch my face. I do it for myself. I totally do this.

 

12. You're more excited than your wife about looking in the health and beauty section at Walmart.

 

Super Guilty

 

HAHA YES. This is totally me. I think 13 should be "You use higher-quality health and beauty products than your wife".

 

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