@Radiotube ... lol, I'm totally guilty of stopping in antique stores when I'm "running errands", I know it's bad when they already know me by name and direct me to the newest shaving gear arrivals.
You live in the South and are comfortable with words like fougère, uberlather, and pseudofolliculitis barbae.
I come here and ask "which one is better" and end up buying both, know deep down inside it really doesnt matter and I will end up buying both.
You create a spreadsheet in Excel to keep track of your razors so that you know you use the ones you have.
When you wake up at 3am and go shopping. Go back to bed, wake up with 8 email notifications that your orders are being processed. But only seem to remember 3?
Your spreadsheet contains separate tabs for Shave Log, DE Razors, SE Razors, Blades, Pre shave, Soaps and Creams, After Shave, Handles...
You say the word, "foosh-zhere" aloud in the South, most folk will say, 'Bless you!" or "Geshundheit!"—some purdy nice folks down thar.