That student will likely be a theoretical physicist and amateur mathematician. Amazing clarity of thought for a young teen!

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288
4197169399375105820974944592307816
4062862089986280348253421170679...

Should be enough Pi for the whole class!

Stolen from Neil DeGrasse-Tyson

So I took one for the team: 14 long minutes of sheer agony. An irrational decision, I know, but I have seen the complete clip. Does anyone remember the number of 911 so I can call for help?

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Hmmm... you're rooting a square... therefore... BEER!

Don't drop money in said square glass, seriously, don't do it.

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing a rousing game of hide and seek. Einstein begins to count to ten. Pascal runs and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square in the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims “Newton! I found you! You’re it!” Newton replies “You didn’t find me. You found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!”

Did you hear about the math teacher that wrote a cookbook?

She called it Pi-a-la-mode.

well if that isn't getting to the square root of the matter, I don't know what is.

I remember asking my Algebra 1 teacher a silly question, but her style of teaching led me to ask it. She kept saying "a -3, or a -6, etc." I asked her "what do you mean by A -3..why not just say -3? She was a rather mean teacher, so I felt I had nothing to lose!!