Missing cookies ...

Cookies?

Better missing cookies than missing marbles.

... or missing Chicklets!

Depends...

Which marbles and how many?
Which cookies and how many?

Travel Kit

...the label for the M-Bomb sample was worn, and the only word that could be read was "Bomb" so I thought it might be good to remove the label before checking the bag. Everything arrived alright.

Smart choice haha

Would CT then be "Foresight is best?"

Haha well it can't be "nitroglycerin in a bottle" or something like that

The makings of a CT here? Let's help a brother out! How about Master of two-pass smoothness?

...or tossing his cookies.

Or possibly a result of eating too much Arko?

I'm hoping mine will change to "Stud Muffin"

Not likely, I know

I do see "Muffin top" in your future as a CT

It's not funny to harass a man about his love for Turkey's divinely inspired, lemon scented gift to wet shavers!

And besides, you can't eat too much Arko, come on now!

Turkey smells like lemon?

After a proper Arko shave, anyone smells like lemons.

And that's saying it nicely

The proper way to shave with Lemon?

I guess that is technically a double edge.?

I'm more concerned about your choice in nail polish.

I can see the CT now: Father of Squirrel...."Painted Nail Lemon-Shaver"