The Time Out Machine
Low Speed Racer
War of the Auction Worlds

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Curry
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Ears
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier Airlines

for straight razor fans - The Thin Red Razor Line

for DE fans - Double Edge Jeopardy

for Cart shavers - Not As Good As It Gets

We have a winner!

Another certified Marxist!

Dodo Birdman
American Idol Sniper

I'd watch that. Especially if Seacrest goes first.

Soggy Animal Crackers

Grease Monkey Business

A Night at the Soap Opera

Rusty Horse Feathers

oh now you're just showing off, Chico!

The Sour Grapes of Wrath
The Wild Banana Bunch

The Road to Morocco Swamp
The Road to Utopia Razors
The Road to Bali Jail
The Road to Hong Kong Phooey

I'm High Anxiety
Frankenstein's Dead
The Mummy Returns Bandages
Dracula Daycare

The Toilet Paper Chase

The Return of the Living Dead Videotapes

I Was a Teenage Zombie Beiber

Three Men and a Baby Face

The Hunt for Red October Fest
Trek II: The Wrath of Chaka Kahn
Trek III: The Search for Spock's Glasses (been there!)

Star Trek: The Motionless Picture (OK, I just added a syllable, but if you've seen it, you know how accurate that is.)

The Karaoke Singing Nun
The Third Man Out
Rollerball Clogged

The Aftershave Sting