A Roman walks into a bar & says, "I'd like a martinus please." The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?" The Roman tells him, "If I wanted a double, I'd have ordered one."

I enjoyed reading that this morning

Did you hear the one about the klutzy Caledonian? In gym class, he was always pict last.

A toothless termite walks into a bar, asks the guy behind it -

"Where's the BarTender?"

Did you know that Roman Numerals are not allowed in prisons? Yeah, they're afraid the IV will climb the fences.

The new Roman workout trend ... Pontius Pilates

Q: How do you divide the Roman Empire?

A: With a pair of casears.

A Roman walks into a bar. He says, "Veniam mihi."

It must be rough for Roman skaters to have to skate a Figure VIII.

Did Romans invent wordplay during the Pun-ic Wars?

Yes they did.

Not to be confused with the Tunic Wars