NO BUY JULY 2015 or ARE YOU THE MASTER OF YOUR OWN UNIVERSE?

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Omaney, Jun 22, 2015.

  1. TheFiveO

    TheFiveO Well-Known Member

    That's why I couldn't come up with a story....I had to be honest in my being a scofflaw!!
     
  2. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    It's called buying on credit. If you have a drink and say, "put it on my tab". You still bought the drink. Some of you are slippery
     
  3. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Yeah, but what if he doesn't clean or use them but just sets them aside until August.
     
  5. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    I've heard less rationalization in rehab.
     
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  6. Hodge

    Hodge Well-Known Member

    A verbal flogging is in order.
     
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  7. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Lol.:rofl:
     
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  8. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    It's called denial:)
     
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  9. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    Half way through NBJ, and I haven't won an auction yet am still in!
     
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  10. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

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  11. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Your honor, @Omaney for your consideration, there is potential legal precedent for the defense of defendant " @TheFiveO "

    Though the premise is somewhat dubious in nature, it relies on the intent to show financial irresponsibility from the outset on the part of a deceitful consumer thereby passing the responsibility to another party who may or may not be unsuspecting.

    In it's most famous illustration the well-educated, yet deviously conniving J. Wellington Wimpy, convinces a merchant to part with his wares without any exchange of legal tender by stating:

    "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!"

    Your honor I rest my case.

    Rufus T.
    Esquire



    :happy108:
     
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  12. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    Buying on time is still buying
     
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  13. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Bailiff! Escort that guy outta my courtroom!!!
     
  14. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Your Honor, why that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
     
  15. TheFiveO

    TheFiveO Well-Known Member

    Yeah! What he said...I was framed I tell you, hoodwinked, bamboozled, entrapped, slandered ummmmmm Poisonous Fruit defense! It was her fault!
     
  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    It's easy to sit there and call my client a crook, Your Honor. Because he is!
    -Algonquin J. Calhoun.
     
  17. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    the only way to save face would have been, to ask your friend the shopkeeper to hold the merchandise until you were clear to outright purchase them.
    he would have been happy to hold them for you, he's your friend.
    but you took the items into your possession.
    greed, impatients, and lack of self control are your undoing. better luck next year.
     
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  18. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

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  19. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    For some it's better than buying late.
    Fare thee well,@TheFiveO. It's sad to see you fall.:shocked029:
     
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  20. TheFiveO

    TheFiveO Well-Known Member

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    Off I go kicking my can!.......................Til next July!


    As an aside, I have total respect for you guys and gals that are sticking to NBJ! Keep up the good fight!
     
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