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  1. Drygulch
    There may or may not be what I think is a translucent arkansas honing stone and a full Avon truck container of aftershave with the talc powder camper hiding under a cracked motrocycle helmet in a junk store near my house. (The owner knows, and suggested I hide them until Aug.)
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  2. Rufus T.
    That's how I see it!

    OMG - that guy threw me out of his courtroom twice already. I'm not going for 3 - strikes and you're outta here!

    (psssst - Doug, better to not let Omaney know that i'm in on this! ;) )
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  3. Douglas Carey
    :happy102:
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  4. Douglas Carey
    :happy102::happy102:
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  5. Omaney
    Yeah, a $5 Redtip, I'd have been out too.


    But I'm not.
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  6. Douglas Carey
    :happy088: Your secret s safe safe me.
  7. Omaney
    Not much meat left on the bone, but okay.
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  8. Omaney
    I have instructed my bailiff to shoot on sight and then kick you in the shin.
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  9. Rufus T.
    Your Honor, I've been framed!
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  10. Omaney
    Well I hang framed things often.
    image.jpg
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  11. Douglas Carey
    Stop it, your killing me.:happy097:
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  12. Rufus T.
    ...exit stage right! :scared007:
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  13. cmorris357
    Better quit while you're ahead. He may sentence you to a 30 day focus with a Classy Man razor and a box of rusted Derbys.
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  14. Omaney
    30 days Manscaping with said razor.
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  15. Douglas Carey
    Your to funny. :)
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  16. Rufus T.
    (thought bubble) - phew that was close, he coulda sentenced me to daily use of The Veg on all said body parts!
    :scared003:
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  17. cmorris357
    Unconstitutional! That would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
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  18. jamespasini69
    I did find my white whale this month. All in good condition. I just had to hone and strop it
    [​IMG]
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  19. ObiDon
    Beautiful Duck! :eatdrink047:
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  20. Herm2502
    I get it, if he trespasses he'll be shot. If he survives, he'll be shot again?
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