NO BUY JULY 2015 or ARE YOU THE MASTER OF YOUR OWN UNIVERSE?

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Omaney, Jun 22, 2015.

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  1. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    There may or may not be what I think is a translucent arkansas honing stone and a full Avon truck container of aftershave with the talc powder camper hiding under a cracked motrocycle helmet in a junk store near my house. (The owner knows, and suggested I hide them until Aug.)
     
    Drygulch, Jul 24, 2015
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  2. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    That's how I see it!

    OMG - that guy threw me out of his courtroom twice already. I'm not going for 3 - strikes and you're outta here!

    (psssst - Doug, better to not let Omaney know that i'm in on this! ;) )
     
    Rufus T., Jul 24, 2015
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  3. Douglas Carey

    Douglas Carey Wildman

    :happy102:
     
    Douglas Carey, Jul 24, 2015
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  4. Douglas Carey

    Douglas Carey Wildman

    :happy102::happy102:
     
    Douglas Carey, Jul 24, 2015
    #864
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  5. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Yeah, a $5 Redtip, I'd have been out too.


    But I'm not.
     
    Omaney, Jul 24, 2015
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  6. Douglas Carey

    Douglas Carey Wildman

    :happy088: Your secret s safe safe me.
     
    Douglas Carey, Jul 24, 2015
    #866
  7. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Not much meat left on the bone, but okay.
     
    Omaney, Jul 24, 2015
    #867
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  8. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    I have instructed my bailiff to shoot on sight and then kick you in the shin.
     
    Omaney, Jul 24, 2015
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  9. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Your Honor, I've been framed!
     
    Rufus T., Jul 24, 2015
    #869
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  10. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Well I hang framed things often.
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    Omaney, Jul 24, 2015
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  11. Douglas Carey

    Douglas Carey Wildman

    Stop it, your killing me.:happy097:
     
    Douglas Carey, Jul 24, 2015
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  12. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    ...exit stage right! :scared007:
     
    Rufus T., Jul 24, 2015
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  13. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Better quit while you're ahead. He may sentence you to a 30 day focus with a Classy Man razor and a box of rusted Derbys.
     
    cmorris357, Jul 24, 2015
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  14. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    30 days Manscaping with said razor.
     
    Omaney, Jul 24, 2015
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  15. Douglas Carey

    Douglas Carey Wildman

    Your to funny. :)
     
    Douglas Carey, Jul 24, 2015
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  16. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    (thought bubble) - phew that was close, he coulda sentenced me to daily use of The Veg on all said body parts!
    :scared003:
     
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    Rufus T., Jul 24, 2015
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  17. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Unconstitutional! That would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
     
    cmorris357, Jul 24, 2015
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  18. jamespasini69

    jamespasini69 Well-Known Member

    I did find my white whale this month. All in good condition. I just had to hone and strop it
    [​IMG]
     
    jamespasini69, Jul 24, 2015
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  19. ObiDon

    ObiDon member in questionable standing

    Beautiful Duck! :eatdrink047:
     
    ObiDon, Jul 24, 2015
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  20. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    I get it, if he trespasses he'll be shot. If he survives, he'll be shot again?
     
    Herm2502, Jul 24, 2015
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