1. :signs011: Life is a gift, protect it!
  2. CDO is OCD arranged in the proper order.
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  3. Always pillage before you burn.
  4. Few people understand Roman numerals, I is one.
  5. It's time for bed.
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  6. At an incredibly rapid pace.
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  7. Realizing I am out of contacts for my right eye - but I have plenty for my left eye....
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  9. Do not conflate ear wax removal drops with artificial tears.
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  10. Measure twice, cut once.

    Greg W.
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  11. If it works, leave it alone.
  12. Why in shaving commercials, are they shaving hairless legs.

    Greg W.
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  13. Not if you're low carb. ;)
  14. I guess that explains why there are no blades in the razor they use in the commercials.
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  15. Or toothpaste with shave cream. ;)
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  16. Who was the guy that first said 'Let me drink what comes out of this cow when I squeeze it'
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  17. What was he thinking when he decided he wanted to squeeze the bits dangling beneath a cow?