1. That should be funny, but it's snot.
  2. The hare Owen watched the heroine while she was using heroin and putting a harrow in the field.
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  3. Words of wisdom from Dad, "Semper ubi sub ubi."


    "always 'wear' under 'wear'"
  4. This above all: to thine own self be true,
    And it must follow, as the night the day,
    Thou canst not then be false to any man.:rolleyes005:
  5. Where did I put my glasses?
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  6. Why is the Rum always gawhn?
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  7. Oouch!:angry019:
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  10. If dogs ever take over the world and choose a king, I hope they don't go by size because I'm sure there are some chihuahuas with really good ideas.

    Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handey.
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  11. Or Prep H and Icy Hot.
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  13. Pi is exactly 3.14.
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  15. More or less...mostly more.
  16. Good ole Jack Handy!
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  18. Youth is wasted on the young
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