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Hmm...I wonder if you can get fleas from a dog...

 

Water is the most essential element on earth because without it you cannot make coffee.

 

I know a guy who gave fleas TO his dog. True story.

 

@Cash is now being accepted at TSD.

 

"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."

-- Billy Connolly (British Comedian)

 

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

-- Homer Simpson

 

My dog hates the harmonica.

 

Speaking of servings, someone has a strange sense of humor when it comes to cookies.

 

I ALWAYS like THAT advice!!!

 

The greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people. - Chaucer

 

My friend thought onions were the only food that made you cry, until I threw a coconut at his face.

 

Sounds like a nice place to visit...the Island of NoMan.

 

If you don't agree, listen to the late Davy Jones of the Monkees do "It's A Little Bit Me, It's A Little Bit You"

 

Who WAS Bill Tell, anyway?

 

Yeah, but he was married 3 times.

 

Grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry, and Mona Lisa was a man!

 

Those may not have been raisins. Rat droppings look a lot like raisins. Let's see what that does for your trust issues.

 

Hmm.....

 

Go for what you know, and for what you don't know, don't go!