Here the devil is in the details...

I can't sleep;... I don't sleep at all..., I just won't sleep..., Why can't I sleep I dreamed!

I can't sleep;... I don't sleep at all..., I just won't sleep..., Why can't I sleep I dreamed! And then I went back to sleep & dreamed I was dreaming I couldn't wake up? I'm tired of this!

Check this out..I heard this one at the grocery check out. What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu:
One receives a tweetment for bird flu and an oinkment for swine..well..it was funny at the time..

Time for a corresponding theme song for this pun that has gone so wrong and so long!

http://theshaveden.com/forums/threads/corresponding-theme-song.46365/page-9#post-891712

Was this at Whole Foods, where they have a brew pub in the store?

Lol..I think at WF it'll be more hemp than hops..

What do clouds wear, during rainstorms?

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Thunderpants.

Somehow, this doesn't seem appealing

Thunder thighs would go well in those pants of yours..

Did you hear the one about the sapling that wouldn't eat his salad? He didn't like branch dressing.

he should "leaf" it alone.

is that the best you could mustard?