I ate the bones

That's sort of cute and really creepy at the same time.

Well, someone had to. You may now have dessert.

So it was a bone-ana split?

That severed fruit is a bonified banana bonus..

Disappointed otter is otterly disappointed.

Isn't that Polish or Russian?

He doesn't give a dam?..

Given that antlers are found on a male moose, shouldn't they be called unclers?

And on an old moose: antiquelers?

If you're not sure if it's a moose, are they and/orlers?

If they sting, are they fire antlers?

Boy you really shorted out the ol' spell schecker with those vintage antlers..maybe you could put them up on ebay..

or old collectable men's things;
uncltiques?

If they sting, they could be "beelers" which gets the insect persuasion into this.

Mac, I was going to do something with "antiquelers", but you beat me to it!!

I just got lucky.