Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    These puns are udder non-cents.
     
    Jayaruh, Nov 21, 2015
    #1581
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It looks like they were really on the horns of a dilemma.
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
    #1582
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  3. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Someone surely tipped off the jury. Speaking of tipping, did you know that cow tipping is the most extreme form of lactose intolerance?
     
    wristwatchb, Nov 21, 2015
    #1583
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  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

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    wristwatchb, Nov 21, 2015
    #1584
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  5. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

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    wristwatchb, Nov 21, 2015
    #1585
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Or maybe she just tried to butter them up.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 21, 2015
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, she couldn't just sit there chewing the cud, now could she?
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
    #1587
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
    #1588
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  9. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

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    Marverel, Nov 21, 2015
    #1589
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    like a bovine on stilts, the steaks have just been raised

     
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    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  11. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
     
    Marverel, Nov 21, 2015
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    "E-2, Brute?" -- Julius Caesar

    @pvtbanks
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
    #1593
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  14. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    Looks as if we were entertaining each other here ;)

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    Marverel, Nov 21, 2015
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    In fairness, the expiry date was March 15th.
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

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    cmorris357, Nov 21, 2015
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  17. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 21, 2015
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Groan
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  19. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 21, 2015
    #1599
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  20. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You really put your foot in it this time Jim...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Nov 22, 2015
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