“Psst”… (came the sound from the dark alley next to the Barber Shop).
“Yeah, you.” whispered the gravelly voice. “Yousa William right? William the Executive Shaver, no?”
Listen, lemme tella youse sumtin. Tomorrow yousa gonna hava greata shave, no? Da best shava you life, yes? :ahem:
I know, I know, you thinka that Vicenzo have all the righta answers, yes? Eh, you thinka he’sa funny guy too, huh? Ha, he thinksa he’sa the Groucho o’ sumtin!
Buta looka here Mister Shaver guy.
Thisa Samurai. He’sa the smarta one and donta forget it. Nota Vicenzo, nota Groucho - nota even this Ivan the Russian. Fahgeddabowdit!! :ahem:
You sticka wida the Samurai, everyding be A OK, capisce? :ahem:
Ok, yousa good guy, smarta fella. You gonna hava da best BBSa ofa you life.
You hava good time now, eh? Atsa boy, go hava cappuccino anda cannoli, fahgeddabowdit!!
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