When butter distribution was reduced to every third Tuesday from 1:00 to 1:15, interest in butter knives began to wane. People began looking for re-purpose opportunities.
Yeah but at least standing in line for those 15 minutes gave you the chance to build community. A butterless community, but hey, friends are better than butter.
Since the razor is Soviet era, 1960s, it's appropriate to play this version of the fight song. The Soviet and Russian Federation versions are the same tune, different words. So, here you go.