Songs that have been ruined for you.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. xnykid

    xnykid Well-Known Member

    billy jean: the chair is not my son
     
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  2. xnykid

    xnykid Well-Known Member

    this will date me but probably my favorit mess up song: One tun of may-o--- boweval One tun of may-o.... one tun of may-----oooo, boweal one tun of mayyyy-ooooo
     
  3. rmcintyre84

    rmcintyre84 Got out of the kitchen

    "Higher Things" - "If you hold me, I will let you toot my briefs."

    "Oh Sheri" - " Cinnamon gum, knowing how I made you feel."
     
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  4. Robyflexx

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    :happy097:
     
  5. mhari_dubh

    mhari_dubh Active Member

    I can't believe I missed this thread before. Here you go! Enjoy!
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There is the "City Slickers" version of Rawhide;
    Rollin, Rollin, rollin'
    God, my cheeks are swollen ...
     
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  7. Robyflexx

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    :happy102:
     
  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    let me say I am "cognizant" of your preference! And I like that one better, too.
     
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  9. Robyflexx

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    +1 :happy088:
     
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Watching "The Sound of Music" last night, I recalled another of my sister's childhood gems, from My Favorite Things. In her version, it began with "Raindrops on roses and doorbells on kittens."
     
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  11. xnykid

    xnykid Well-Known Member

    Probably should have had her hearing checked on that one
     
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  13. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    'Hold me closer, Tony Danza'
     
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  14. xnykid

    xnykid Well-Known Member

    tony Danza like Taxi fame?

    you have introduced a new definition of how to wreck a song. I bet he wrecked every song he ever sang.
     
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  15. Robyflexx

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    That's the one
     
  16. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    Taxi, Who's the Boss, the Angels in the Outfield remake with Christopher Lloyd and a young Joseph Gordon-Levitt. . . .
     
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  17. xnykid

    xnykid Well-Known Member

    Inception! If he would have just flapped his arms I would have made that connection!
     
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  18. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    'God rest ye merry gentlemen,
    Let nothing new this way'
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Clearly, you've met some of the "ladies" at my church.
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    God rest you, Jerry Mandelbaum,
    Let nothing you dismay...
    Dis May you had a rotten month,
    So what is there to say?
    By Allan Sherman
     
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