It takes a real sage to spend thyme wisely.

ahh, I believe that's only parsley true.

"are ya goin' to scarborough square?...Basil Chives, Oreg'no and Thyme

Not after last time. The people there were too insalting for my taste.

Gotta learn how to pepper 'em with witty retorts!

^my new favorite

A tells B to put his cigarette out.
B takes his lit cigarette, opens the front door and....puts it outside.

Lately, whilst lurking, I've noticed a tendency towards the use of basic shaving puns starting to emerge on other forums. These include multiple references to the badgering and boaring processes of various members brush affiliations. And, my personal favorite, a self destructive Barbie doll which has committed the cardinal sin of Barbicide...

A cop pulls a car over. Cop: "Sir, do you realize that there are two poisonous snakes on your front window?" The Driver: "Of course! They are my windshield vipers!"

Mr Lugosi has them on his car also..

If you erase musical notes, are you decomposing?

Boy, that one sure ..... stinks.

Too many like this one and you'll start to decompose..

geez! Light a match, will ya?

Someone's going to be disappointed.

They must have given him Polish Alphabet Soup by mistake.

What do you get when you cross a hummingbird with a doorbell?

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A humdinger

I knew one !