A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US I-95, just outside of Washington DC . Nothing is moving North or South. Suddenly, a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold-up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Bill Crystal, Rush Limbaugh, and Anne Coulter. They are demanding a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon."
Lee, it works like this...traffic in DC is horrible. The above happens twice every day, sometimes more! You live there, you should know this!
Aw, c'mon, that was funny! I love Ann Coulter and Rush and still thought it was funny...especially in DC!
