And Emo's joke...
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do...
My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed up her clothes and left.
Not punny, but....
I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible.
And, it's terrible.
I'm convinced my new girlfriend is frigid.
Her father was born in Iceland and her mother in Cuba.
She's an ice cube!
Wow, I haven't seen one of those in 50 years. And yours looks new!
If I were elected president the first thing I'd do is outlaw shredded cheese.
Yes, I would make America grate again!
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the archives.
So this Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of three.
He says, "unos, dos..." *poof*...
He disappears without a tres.
What do you call a snobbish inmate going down the stairs?
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a real shih tzu.
KLF, my sincere condolences.
ATT cured my DE razor acquisition addiction.
A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store.
When the store opened, a customer comes in and asks one of the clerics "are you the fish...
That's a beauty! I love my Thaters.
For me, the triple milled DR Harris soaps last longer than the Barrister and Mann soaps. The Barrister and Mann cost less. They are both...
Same story here, but I kept the original ABCBA and P.160 tipo morbido. With these two I don't miss the Cella and if I did I could buy some, I...
Good news! Will is going to offer Lavanille again and he may create a splash in that scent.
Be warned, if you want a jar don't hesitate. I will...
I purchased two flavors of Barrister and Mann soon after it hit the market. Then a third flavor maybe a month or two later. And although the...
I ordered a tub of Amanda's Citrus Mint Blast two weeks ago before I left on a fishing trip to Oregon. When I got home I checked the order status...
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