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There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an...
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In Ancient Japan, the Emporer had a contest to determine who was the greatest samurai swordsmen. After countless contests, three samurai were...
AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for thisdisorder. Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!! Recently,...
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Tips For Northerners Moving South Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it. If you...
For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and...
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the...
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A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he...
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting...
Four married guys go fishing. First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife...
A construction boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Calvin, a Louisiana Cajun. "You gotta pass my test first", he told the...
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is...
Many of you may remember Micah1_8 from B&B, and has recently made the decision to come and join TSD, but has a question.... should he continue to...
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