My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed up her clothes and left.
So this Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "unos, dos..." *poof*... He disappears without a tres.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a real shih tzu.
A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a customer comes in and asks one of the clerics "are you the fish...
My wife and I had words last night. I didn't get to use mine.
An elderly couple go to their family doctor. The doctor asks "what can I do for you today?" The wife says "I think my husband is losing his...
Well, it is not a pretty story.... about 200 dead crows near Boston, and there was concern for Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine...
I acquired a replated rhodium razor made 99 years ago. I'm tempted to wait until it hits the century mark before using. What do you think?...
Several months ago I purchased a tub of The Shave Den Lanolin Shaving Soap along with a lot of high-end sample creams. I put the soap away while I...
How many conspiracy theorist does it takes to change a light bulb? ???????????????? You don't know because the Government...
This is my new favorite soap. Rich and creamy and easy to lather, very mild yet pleasant scent. [IMG]
All Gone - deal done - it's over I have two new pucks of Col. Conks in almond that by my reckoning I won't get to use for at least a year or two...
I assumed I have hard water, but according to the USGS I have soft water. Who knew? What are you using? [ATTACH]
For Christmas I received a tub of AoS Sandalwood and I used it for the first time today. Wow, I really like the scent and it's a very luxurious...
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying...
One of the great things I recently learned is that some Artisan soap makers offer samples. A few weeks ago I received soap samples for QCS (Queen...
Yesterday my first boar brush arrived in the mail. It is a Semogue 610. I've read that boar brushes take a month or so to break in, so I didn't...
Hi, my name is Don and I currently reside in Oakland. Mid fifties... Where do I start? Finally, the cost of replacement cartridges for my...
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