You know it is the Christmas season when you hear "The 12 Days of Christmas" along with all of the parodies of this song. I thought it would be fun to come up with our own parody titled "The 12 Days of Shaving".
Well...let's start it. On the first day of shaving, my true love gave to me a Toggle, without any rolling of her eyes.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two Arko stick. Two Arko sticks and a Toggle Razor under the tree.
On the eighth day of shaving...my true love gave to me: Eight types of Stirling, Seven Astra SP, Six hones-a-honing .....Five Gold Shave Soaps!!!!!! Four Clubman Tonics, Three tubs of TOBS, Two Arko Sticks.... And a Toggle under the tree!
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me..... Nine Feather Pain sticks Eight types of Stirling, Seven Astra SP, Six hones-a-honing .....Five Gold Shave Soaps!!!!!! Four Clubman Tonics, Three tubs of TOBS, Two Arko Sticks.... And a Toggle under the tree! Calling @wristwatchb !
On the eleventh day of shaving, my true love gave to me... Eleven Hussies Shaving Ten Tucks of Tigers, Nine Feather Pain Sticks, Eight types of Stirling, Seven Astra SP, Six hones-a-honing .....Five Gold Shave Soaps!!!!!! Four Clubman Tonics, Three tubs of TOBS, Two Arko Sticks.... And a Toggle under the tree!
Still waiting on someone to do the 12th day. Anyone in particular we should call in to finish this up?