5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman

Actually "Wow" means "I really should stop being amazed that one person could be so stupid."

 

Brilliant! There's also the "let's talk" / "we need to talk" code, but I'll let you guys decide on an apt translation

 

Let's talk/we need to talk= run you have been caught. Your entire being is in jeapardy . It is something you do not want to talk about. Or it could mean she's tired of you leaving the toilet seat up. The most loaded statement in the female language. Ovoid that statement by any means necessary

 

Let's talk = Code Red = Defcon 1

 

ROTFLAMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

This^, plus: And by the way *I'm* gonna talk and *you* (the man) are going to do all the listening.

 

...and nodding. Don't leave out the nodding. Trust me, if you do, you'll regret it.

 

But do not add to excess or this will lead to another famous line: "You aren't even listening to me, are you?!"

 

I don't let it get that far I just start packing. Figure if she's that mad its not going to work out anyways.

 

My favorite defense is to smile and agree. Nothing makes an angry woman go through the roof like a smiling agreeing man who won't argue back

 

My guess is that you aren't married.

 

Not yet come July I will be though

 

Congratulations Michael, I wish you guys many decades of joy together.

 

One line I dread is, "I've been thinking..."
It'll either cost me funds, labor, or both!

 

And let's not forget "Look me straight in the eye & say that." which means "I already know the truth, so just spill it."

 

Lately, my unlucky has been "Can I ask you something?"
I got smart the other day and said "can I lie and just say something that makes you happy?"
LOL!!! It didn't turn out well

 

Any paraphrasing back to the other person ... 'So when you said...' Immediately means there is back-pedaling in your future.

 

1. She asks, what do you think about this? "Any answer you give will be wrong."
2. What are you going to do about it? "Any plan you propose will be wrong."
3. Does this make me look fat? "Even a good uplifting and esteem building answer will be wrong"
4. Why haven't we <insert scenario> ? "This will be your fault"
5. When will you stop <insert scenario>> "You should not have even thought about this, much less be doing it."