8 things you'll never hear a woman say...

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  1. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    8 things you'll never hear a woman say...
    #8 What do you mean today's our anniversary?
    #7 Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
    #6 Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
    #5 Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'
    #4 Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
    #3 Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
    #2 I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
    #1 Hey, pull my finger!
     
    S Barnhardt, Nov 19, 2019
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    9. "Honey, you're right." :D
     
    richgem, Nov 19, 2019
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  3. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    :happy096:

    @richgem You're right!
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    10. Don’t waste money on a plumber. I’m sure you can fix it just as well.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 20, 2019
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  5. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    :happy088: :happy096:

    That has a hint of the essence of experience! :signs002:
     
    S Barnhardt, Nov 21, 2019
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