A man walked into a bar...

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  1. Andrew Siliski

    Andrew Siliski New Member

    ...then said 'ouch'
     
    Andrew Siliski, Mar 19, 2018
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  2. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Reminds me of the lady that was driving down the road and turned into a telephone pole.
     
    Jayaruh, Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Jim99

    Jim99 Gold Water Shaver

    A friend of mine was studying to be a lawyer. Instead of passing the bar, he stopped in for a drink.
     
    Jim99, Mar 21, 2018
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    *POOF!*
     
    Sara-s, Mar 23, 2018
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  5. Jim99

    Jim99 Gold Water Shaver

    I asked my wife to make me a sandwich!
     
    Jim99, Mar 23, 2018
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    A balony sandwich?
     
    Jayaruh, Mar 23, 2018
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Are you a sandwich yet?
     
    Sara-s, Mar 23, 2018
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You forgot to sudo. :p
     
    richgem, Mar 23, 2018
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    After that she had a real stick up her backside.
     
    richgem, Mar 23, 2018
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  10. Jim99

    Jim99 Gold Water Shaver

    Hey, I resemble that remark!
     
    Jim99, Mar 23, 2018
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  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Kinda like the man who asked his wife to call him a taxi :)
     
    Paul Turner, Mar 24, 2018
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  12. KenH

    KenH Well-Known Member

    Off topic but ....I got caught by the lifeguard having a pee in the deep end of the swimming pool, he shouted that loud l almost fell in.
     
    KenH, Apr 12, 2018
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